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LA woman by way of The Big D. I love the 90's. I wear wigs more often than most people. Peggy Bundy is my fashion icon. I look fly at all times cause I live by the creed "fake it til you make it." I live to be funny and I'm livin the dream. Here you'll find veggies, dogs, fashion, fierceness, funny, my life, and my face. This content is aimed at my closest friends and people I have never met -Jackie Johnson

Posts tagged texas

May 6
And now, me in a field with horses. Taken by my sis.

And now, me in a field with horses. Taken by my sis.


May 3

And finally, what you all want to see: ME 

I told the hair stylist I wanted a Snooki Poof. She delivered

I did my makeup and wore IM-PRESS instant manicure nails. My toes were done by a crazy woman who cried when I showed her my dog. Don’t blame her for that, but she was saying lots of other crazy things.

Bridesmaid Dress is from David’s Bridal- it’s color is “peacock”. 


Succulents in the bouquets. SO doing that… 

Succulents in the bouquets. SO doing that… 


The Texas Groom cake.
Both the bride and groom graduated from UT and went on to become Doctors together! 

The Texas Groom cake.

Both the bride and groom graduated from UT and went on to become Doctors together! 


May 2
My childhood Glamour Shot. We all did one, yall…

My childhood Glamour Shot. We all did one, yall…



Yesterday while I was on my flight the wifi was shady and somehow I uploaded a pic of tables with a pic of my nails and toes. Just for the future, I fixed it. Here’s a pic of JUST the tables. I went to a Wedding in Texas this weekend of two deal pals of mine from college and have some pics to share. 

Yesterday while I was on my flight the wifi was shady and somehow I uploaded a pic of tables with a pic of my nails and toes. Just for the future, I fixed it. Here’s a pic of JUST the tables. I went to a Wedding in Texas this weekend of two deal pals of mine from college and have some pics to share. 


May 1
Here’s my dog in a Pantera. 

Here’s my dog in a Pantera. 


Jun 12

Oh snap, yall! DALLAS GOT THE CHAMPIONSHIP YALL!!!!! No ring for Lebron after all, YALL!!!!!


Jun 10
The Dirk Knight

The Dirk Knight


Dec 22
At my dad’s house in Texas. His wireless internet connection is under “Devil Bat.” He named it this so that “it sounds so scary no one would try to connect to it.”
So are ya scared!? 

At my dad’s house in Texas. His wireless internet connection is under “Devil Bat.” He named it this so that “it sounds so scary no one would try to connect to it.”

So are ya scared!?