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LA woman by way of The Big D. I love the 90's. I wear wigs more often than most people. Peggy Bundy is my fashion icon. I look fly at all times cause I live by the creed "fake it til you make it." I live to be funny and I'm livin the dream. Here you'll find veggies, dogs, fashion, fierceness, funny, my life, and my face. This content is aimed at my closest friends and people I have never met -Jackie Johnson

Posts tagged nails

Nov 16
Birthday gift #2: Lana inspired nude claw nails courtesy of @jjjla. I mean can you even deal with this fierce? How am I even typing this right now? #nails #claws #beforeandafter #fierce

Birthday gift #2: Lana inspired nude claw nails courtesy of @jjjla. I mean can you even deal with this fierce? How am I even typing this right now? #nails #claws #beforeandafter #fierce


Oct 1
PRESS ON NAILZ FOR DAYZ

PRESS ON NAILZ FOR DAYZ


May 19
If you know me than you know I LOVE ImPress instant manicure nails. You also prolly know that I love looking fierce but I do it on a very tight starving artist budget. These nails are amazing but they run around 10 bucks a set, but I’ve found a fun way to get more bang for you buck that I wanna share with muh Tumblr gurls.
So each pack comes with 24 nails, but 12 sizes. After you put 10 on there’s a bunch of nails that don’t fit your nails at all/that well that are pretty much worthless. 
So what you do is you buy 2 packs- one print and one solid. (PS there are coupons for a dollar off on their site) Wear both sets by themselves. Look amazing. Then with the leftover “second string” nails from both the print and the solid pick out 10 that fit okay. The prints seem to have different sizes than the solids so its easier to fit nails on each hand mixing the sets. 
Now you can get 2 more whole sets outta the packs! Just remember to swab your nails with rubbing alcohol before applying or they’ll come right off.
Hope this helps some ferosh divas on a dime out there somewhere. ROCK YOUR LIFE! 

If you know me than you know I LOVE ImPress instant manicure nails. You also prolly know that I love looking fierce but I do it on a very tight starving artist budget. These nails are amazing but they run around 10 bucks a set, but I’ve found a fun way to get more bang for you buck that I wanna share with muh Tumblr gurls.

So each pack comes with 24 nails, but 12 sizes. After you put 10 on there’s a bunch of nails that don’t fit your nails at all/that well that are pretty much worthless. 

So what you do is you buy 2 packs- one print and one solid. (PS there are coupons for a dollar off on their site) Wear both sets by themselves. Look amazing. Then with the leftover “second string” nails from both the print and the solid pick out 10 that fit okay. The prints seem to have different sizes than the solids so its easier to fit nails on each hand mixing the sets. 

Now you can get 2 more whole sets outta the packs! Just remember to swab your nails with rubbing alcohol before applying or they’ll come right off.

Hope this helps some ferosh divas on a dime out there somewhere. ROCK YOUR LIFE! 


May 3

And finally, what you all want to see: ME 

I told the hair stylist I wanted a Snooki Poof. She delivered

I did my makeup and wore IM-PRESS instant manicure nails. My toes were done by a crazy woman who cried when I showed her my dog. Don’t blame her for that, but she was saying lots of other crazy things.

Bridesmaid Dress is from David’s Bridal- it’s color is “peacock”. 


Jan 8
GIRL these imPRESS press-on nails are the JAM! So easy, so fast. I might never paint my nailz again for real. 

GIRL these imPRESS press-on nails are the JAM! So easy, so fast. I might never paint my nailz again for real. 


Oct 3
This was me Saturday night. Also the only good picture of my ferosh nails. 

This was me Saturday night. Also the only good picture of my ferosh nails. 


Sep 18
Does anyone own a Chanel polish? Are they worth the money? Cause I think I want one and this is mos def the shade…

Does anyone own a Chanel polish? Are they worth the money? Cause I think I want one and this is mos def the shade…

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Sep 17
GURL.

GURL.

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Aug 25

Aug 15
gorg.

gorg.

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