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The DOG DAYS ARE OVER!!!
After 4 years of being LA’s lowest paid but most sought-after dog walker to the rich and famous today I QUIT.
In a few weeks I will be out of the dog business and I’m happier and will sleep better just knowing that. It was just taking over my life. It started out a flexible, fun job and the more clients I got, the more neurotic they got, and the more I was trusted the more my acting/auditions were shelved.
Girl I don’t wanna be doing this forever. I tried to cut back but it didn’t work. I was drowning in dog hair and drool.
So I quit.
Now I’m gonna be super broke but will now prioritize finding another part time job. Probably gonna just wait tables like every other actor but at least I won’t go to my auditions rushed and anxious while baby-wiping mud and slobber off my arms.
PS, I have a screenplay I’m shopping called DOG WALKER. It’s like BRIDESMAIDS, but with MORE DOGS. Call me if interested, Hollywood.
Already today I’ve
1. Said something awkward to a huge celebrity
2. Got a full-frontal hug from a butt-naked pregnant Porn star
3. Had a dog throw up on me- while driving.
HOLLYWOOD DOG WALKER LIFE, YALL