Posts tagged dog
Totally forgot to tell yall that on Sunday at the Franklin Village street fair I held a white dog and a white bird at the same time.
They didn’t like each other.
Her arrogance makes me furious and proud at the same time.
Enjoying the sunny weather.
Still unemployed, still broke. My personal nail fund just went to my dog’s hair cut. Worth it.
Painting my own nailz for the time being.
I couldn’t find my eyeshadow primer for days. Then Prissy found it for me.
Memories with my dog baby at Doggy Beach
Prissy’s DNA saga is finally OVER. After almost 3 months of deliberation we now know her heritage!
She’s over 50% Maltese and both her parents were Maltese mixes.
Her secondary breed is Cocker Spaniel! (which explains her hunting instincts and her hair patterns)
Third breed is Shih Tzu! (which explains her little underbite, or as we call it, her “mug face”)
We thought she was Mexican (chihuahua) this whole time but turns out she’s Mediterranean, English, and Chinese! She is overjoyed to finally understand her heritage. She’s struggled with her identity for 2 years!
My dog is a diva. GLAMOROUS. GLAMOROUS.
Happy Birthday to my dog, Prissy Pearl. She’s 2 today. Yesterday I had a party for her in the park. Her in her party hat was almost too much to handle.
If you see her today tell her Happy Birthday!!!
Already today I’ve
1. Said something awkward to a huge celebrity
2. Got a full-frontal hug from a butt-naked pregnant Porn star
3. Had a dog throw up on me- while driving.
HOLLYWOOD DOG WALKER LIFE, YALL
