May
23
Everyone pray that this homemade chocolate donut iced almond milk latte is what I need to get me goin.
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Posts tagged coffee
Oct
25
This mean-spirited, bitter, and PRETENTIOUS “Awful Coffee” tumblr really pissed me off by reblogging my Pumpkin Spice Latte. I’m not gonna give them a link cause I don’t want anyone looking at it- just know it’s sad and weird to judge people’s coffee choices- hence this Funny or Die vid.
NOW I KNOW WHO TRISH AND JO BASED THIS HILARIOUS VIDEO ON.
KEURIG FOR LIFE.
Oct
24
Some mean Keurig-hating assmunch Tumblr reblogged my latte and added a hateful anecdote!
HEY. Just so you know, this pumpkin latte had a K-cup base but I added organic pumpkin puree, almond extract, pumpkin spice, etc. and hand-frothed organic almond milk infused with said ingredients. So it WAS THE BEST PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE EVER, BITCH. And also convenient.
Aug
16
Reblog if you LOVE YOUR KEURIG!!!
Domestication Station:
I decided to finally buy the coffee maker of the rich and famous- the Keurig single-cup brewer. You put a little cup of whatever kind of coffee/tea/hot chocolate/cider you want and hit a button and it makes a single cup of your size preference in 30 seconds. LIKE MAGIC.
I’ve already become obsessed with it. It’s saved me so much time/money already. I have virtually stopped going to Starbucks (Might as well throw this gold card out!) and I haven’t had to scoop coffee grinds, measure, clean up anything. TRUE LUXURY LIFE STATUS.
So then I bought the Aerolatte milk frother (Keurig makes one thats 60 bucks, this one was 20 and with my BB&B 20% off coup it was 16) cause it got the best reviews online. I was skeptical whether or not it would froth up my almond milk but it did LIKE A CHAMP.
Then I bought this yummy chocolate/coffee/sugar sprinkle grinder from TJ’s to top things off, along with cinnamon/vanilla/caramel options.
So now I am pretty much a futuristic barista in my own home. If anyone ever comes over you better come wanting a coffee beverage!
Pictured above is a Vegan iced coconut vanilla latte with steamed vanilla almond milk.
It tastes as good as it LOOKS.
