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Posts tagged Creeper

Nov 13

I busted out my 4.5 year old copy of FutureSexLoveSounds today and had myself a chuckle. I was 21, which doesn’t seem too young but it is. Way.

First off, this album is amazing. And I don’t think anyone can deny Justin Timberlake’s talent. Pick a category and boy delivers.

But the funniest part of this personalized cd, (bought the album on itunes and then burned it onto a disk) is the phrase “chunky or regular”. This pertains to a comment I once made to my old roommate. I told her I would do anything Justin Timberlake asked me to do.

Jump. How high? Sing. What song? Lick peanut butter off his dick. Chunky or regular?

The offer still stands JT!

Oct 20

Yeah I facebooked all the people on my Maude team like a creeper. So what?