LA woman by way of The Big D. I love the 90's. I wear wigs more often than most people.
Peggy Bundy is my fashion icon.
I look fly at all times cause I live by the creed "fake it til you make it."
I live to be funny and I'm livin the dream.
Here you'll find veggies, dogs, fashion, fierceness, funny, my life, and my face.
This content is aimed at my closest friends and people I have never met -Jackie Johnson
So I have never considered myself a “shoe girl.” Being 5’10 and naturally oaf-like, heels higher than kitten not only hurt after wearing them for 5 minutes, but they also make me super self-conscious and uncomfortable. I know Giselle and Rihanna are my height and they do it all the time, but I guess I’m just goofier than they are.
Now, I have NEVER looked at a pair of shoes and been like “O. M. G. I hafta have THOSE!” my entire life, cause I just don’t really care about shoes. I wear Uggs everywhere I go.
I google image searched “Pink Peep” to look for the Easter candy, and I saw some shoes that changed my life.
These Christian Louboutins are ME if I were a shoe. They’re tall, pink, mean, and FIERCE. LIKE ME.
I want them. They cost more than my car is worth. If I wore them I would be 6’4, the epitome of a lanky Oaf . And I never go anywhere that requires wearing more than shoes and a shirt for service. But I would WEAR THEM when I shop at 99 cent only store and LOVE MYSELF. I know it.
I would rock them with my Miley Cyrus Walmart tights and my I’M WITH MITCH T shirt. And look/feel MEGA FIERCE.