My life, my face

LA woman by way of The Big D. I love the 90's. I wear wigs more often than most people. Peggy Bundy is my fashion icon. I look fly at all times cause I live by the creed "fake it til you make it." I live to be funny and I'm livin the dream. Here you'll find veggies, dogs, fashion, fierceness, funny, my life, and my face. This content is aimed at my closest friends and people I have never met -Jackie Johnson

Mar 9

camcq1 asked: Watching the SNL premiere episode (yet again) and looking at the new featured players... And I can't help but see you on the cast. Is that something you would ever want to do? Your style is so versatile and you would KILLLLLLLLLLLLL as a cast player!

Hey girl. It’s REALLY hard to get on SNL. You have to devote your life to that goal. I realized a couple years ago that although I got mad love and respect for SNL and all the people involved in the show, it’s not gonna be part of my journey. I want to be a host and sit-com actress and those are the goals I am working towards. My girl Noel is on SNL and she is a brilliant impressionist and has worked on her impressions for hours on end- and they’re flawless. Her hard work and dedication paid off- She belongs on SNL and she’s gonna be the next Kristen Wiig! 


hydeordie:

A Matisse in Echo Park.

hydeordie:

A Matisse in Echo Park.


fuckyeah1990s:

"Cruel Intentions" (1999)


theswingingsixties:

John and Paul




My Dads.

theswingingsixties:

John and Paul

My Dads.

(via illneverloseaffection)


Feb 23
Today makes 4 years with #thechooch. Happy adoption anniversary, Prissy Pearl! You are the one who rescued ME. ❤️🐾💜🐾💛🐾 #mommyandbaby #truelove #bestfriends #myangel

Today makes 4 years with #thechooch. Happy adoption anniversary, Prissy Pearl! You are the one who rescued ME. ❤️🐾💜🐾💛🐾 #mommyandbaby #truelove #bestfriends #myangel


carolineeand:

Can’t stop admiring my @jackieolashes !! I’m dying, they’re amazing, I feel like a fairy princess!!

carolineeand:

Can’t stop admiring my @jackieolashes !! I’m dying, they’re amazing, I feel like a fairy princess!!


carolineeand:

I hadn’t taken a full-face selfie with my eyelash extensions yet. But really, pictures can’t capture how awesome and fluttery and fancy and gentle and beautiful they are.

Game. Changer. If you live in LA, get you some Jackie O’Lashes.

Love my sweet Caroline!


Feb 13
I saw Shia. We held hands. And I sang Beyoncé to him. #IAMSORRY (at Stephen Cohen Gallery)

I saw Shia. We held hands. And I sang Beyoncé to him. #IAMSORRY (at Stephen Cohen Gallery)


Feb 12

Feb 10
I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there. - Lorde & #thechooch

I’m kind of over getting told to throw my hands up in the air, so there. - Lorde & #thechooch