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LA woman by way of The Big D. I love the 90's. I wear wigs more often than most people. Peggy Bundy is my fashion icon. I look fly at all times cause I live by the creed "fake it til you make it." I live to be funny and I'm livin the dream. Here you'll find veggies, dogs, fashion, fierceness, funny, my life, and my face. This content is aimed at my closest friends and people I have never met -Jackie Johnson

May 13
thedailywhat:

Justice Served of the Day: Instagrammed Meal Results in Identity Theft Arrest
Oh noz, it looks like Florida Man did it again. Back in January, an undercover IRS informant met up with a South Florida couple for a fancy dinner at a steakhouse, during which they handed him a flash drive allegedly containing more than 50,000 stolen identities that could be used to file fraudulent tax returns. Upon examining the drive, the IRS was able to recover about 50 stolen identities and trace its footprint to a man named “Troy Maye.” Now, catching a thief red-handed is no cakewalk, but in this case, it literally turned out to be as easy as running a Google search. After finding Maye’s now-private Instagram account via Google search, the authorities were surprised to find a geotagged photo of his delicious steak dinner (shown above) from the same night he had met up with the informant. And the rest is history—the couple were promptly arrested by IRS agents and they are now facing up to 12 years in federal prison and serious fines.

Go Veg

thedailywhat:

Justice Served of the Day: Instagrammed Meal Results in Identity Theft Arrest

Oh noz, it looks like Florida Man did it again. Back in January, an undercover IRS informant met up with a South Florida couple for a fancy dinner at a steakhouse, during which they handed him a flash drive allegedly containing more than 50,000 stolen identities that could be used to file fraudulent tax returns. Upon examining the drive, the IRS was able to recover about 50 stolen identities and trace its footprint to a man named “Troy Maye.” Now, catching a thief red-handed is no cakewalk, but in this case, it literally turned out to be as easy as running a Google search. After finding Maye’s now-private Instagram account via Google search, the authorities were surprised to find a geotagged photo of his delicious steak dinner (shown above) from the same night he had met up with the informant. And the rest is history—the couple were promptly arrested by IRS agents and they are now facing up to 12 years in federal prison and serious fines.

Go Veg


May 12
synecdoche:

gonna hand this out to everyone who has ever made me cry by making fun of the way i pronounce certain things

synecdoche:

gonna hand this out to everyone who has ever made me cry by making fun of the way i pronounce certain things



Brill

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The bitchin brows I’ve always wanted courtesy of @katbardot

The bitchin brows I’ve always wanted courtesy of @katbardot


May 11
Guys, I just became a woman. #haircut #beforeandafter #yolo

Guys, I just became a woman. #haircut #beforeandafter #yolo


May 10
Great. My dog is Macklemore. #thriftshop #thechooch

Great. My dog is Macklemore. #thriftshop #thechooch


May 8
I was sick of spending 10 dollars on Coconut Kale smoothies so for about the same price I just made a whole pitcher’s worth! MOMMY ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!

I was sick of spending 10 dollars on Coconut Kale smoothies so for about the same price I just made a whole pitcher’s worth! MOMMY ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?!


May 4
Happy Derby day from #SunsetRanch and #TheChooch!

Happy Derby day from #SunsetRanch and #TheChooch!


May 3

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