text i just got
“I booked my arm pit laser appointment I’m Gonna be fly!” I’m so glad my friends have joined me in bringing “fly” back.
Stalking someone is hard. The hardest part might be when you’re talking to them and he says “How are you?” and you say “I’m great. How are you, what have you been up to?”, you have to act like you don’t know what he’s been up to even though you do. Cause, you know, you’re stalking him.
I'm pretty sure I'm dying.
So I went vegan January 1st. I have cheated less than 5 times eating meat (Sister’s wedding, In n Out when Dad was in town, and Chick Fil A coming to LA- all legit excuses) and eat cheese or have a cappuccino every few weeks or so. I did this because I was the worst most unhealthy eater alive. I lived at drive-thrus. I read a few books about how bad meat is for you and thought, if...
A few things… I put things on tumblr I don’t put on facebook, cause I feel this is a less creepy place to emote/share/be vulnerable. I have been playing guitar for like 3 months and have hit a wall. I need some major help with my strumming and dexterity. This song is amazing. One of the best lines ever in a song. “Its not so bad. You’re only the best I ever had.” I...
Earlier this summer, a gentleman suitor showed a shrapnel of interest in courting me. He came to one of my shows, flirted, texted me consistently things like “We should go to SoHo house sometime.” Because I’m a born dreamer and admittedly a tad bit of a creeper, this morsel of interaction between us convinced me that we were going to date, fall in love, get married and Ellen...
Craig's list cheaper creepers
Holy cow, I am having SUCH a hard time selling my ipod on Craig’s list. Its a brand new still in the sealed box Ipod Touch 8g. They retail for 199 plus tax. Im asking 125 for it. HELLO!? Thats like 80 dollars off you jerks! And people are emailing me asking if I’ll take 100, 75… its never been opened! I have the receipt with the one year warranty info! I want to get rid of...
I am freakin PUMPED ABOUT LIFE!
There's this freakin random dude
That comments on EVERYTHING on my facebook. Everything. Every status update, every picture. Apparently I went to high school with this guy, but he was two grades older than me and I can’t recall ever having a conversation with him back then in 2001, which I’m assuming is the last time we have spoken if even then. So 9 years without speaking to a person, yet you feel the need to...
thedailywhat: Kanye West Music Video of the Day: “Power” Excuse me — “video portrait” (based on this). Director: Marco Brambilla. First single off Yeezy’s upcoming as-yet-untitled studio album. [vevo.] So I’ve watched this a few times. I’m terrified and intrigued. I will probably have nightmares from it but I’m cool with that.
Don't be playin with my facebook.
Okay, so 2 years ago when I got a new boyfriend, I told my first/only other boyfriend up until this point in my life that I got a new boyfriend and I couldn’t talk to him anymore. We had been broken up for like a year and a half but were still seeing each other/dating on occasion. This FOOL cheated on me several times, including once with an ugly supposed friend of mine. I used to go through...